Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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