he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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