I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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