Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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