Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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