How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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