Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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