she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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