We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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