Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Of course I have a pirate flag
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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