After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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