To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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