Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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