just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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