Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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