My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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