Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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