Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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