Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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