Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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