Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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