Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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