It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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