Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving