How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.