I want to stick my p in your. b.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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