Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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