what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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