put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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