Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.