WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄