there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Its about making memories worth repressing
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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