I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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