He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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