My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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