OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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