very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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