We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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