Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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