capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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