How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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