Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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