In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
