Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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