whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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