you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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