I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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