I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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