It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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