Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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