Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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