dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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