I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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