Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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