Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
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What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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