Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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