If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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