Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
